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It's time to fuck me.

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Yeah, whenever I want it.

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Uh,

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no, no, no, babe.

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Only on camsota .com, the unicorn of
campsites.

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Alex, come on, wake up.

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What? Come on, wake up.

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Come on, I want to come again.

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What time is it? I want to just really
quick to fucking go through. I don't

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what's going on.

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Come on.

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Can you wake up?

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Can you wake up faster?

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Come on. Come on, fuck me.

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Come on, quick.

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What time is it?

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It's early.

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It's early.

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What were you saying?

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It's time to fuck me.

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Come on.

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I thought we said we were going to be
done with that, though.

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I think you said that.

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Yeah, I definitely said that. Also, your
mom is coming back this morning, as you

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know. No, I have a location.

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And? And she's at the airport.

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Still? Yeah, still.

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Okay, come on, let's do another two.

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You don't have a good one.

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Come on.

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We said, we said, like, I mean, like,
that was it. It's just, I don't know. I

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don't want to get divorced. Like, if
your mom finds out, she's going to be so

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mad. She's not going to find out.

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Neither are you.

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Why do you keep teasing me like that?

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Because you like it.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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What are you doing?

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What do you think I'm doing?

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You're so cute when you pretend you
don't know what I'm doing.

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Look,

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you're ready for me.

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Why would you sleep naked if you didn't?

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I always sleep naked.

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I'm sure you do.

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Come on.

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What if her phone is not working? What
if it just kind of froze there and she's

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actually way closer?

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That's not how that works.

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Plus, I mean, it just kind of looks like
she's your mom. It's just, it's wrong.

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It is kind of wrong, but isn't that kind
of hot?

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I know you like that.

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Look, I can tell you like it.

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It's besides the point, though.

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Okay, well, your mouth is saying one
thing, but your body is saying another

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thing.

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I don't like it.

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Come on.

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You know, I'm married to your mom. This
just doesn't feel right, though.

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Yeah, but it's not like we're blind.
You're my stepdad.

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I've, like, barely even known you that
long.

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It's been already three months, but...
Yeah, exactly.

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Don't you miss me, pretty boy?

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You know, it's not... It's not that.

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It's just... What is it?

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We said that was the last time you said
that was the last time I just kind of

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looked sad and nodded Yes,

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I didn't agree to anything

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Hey

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babe

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work trip.

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Like, you wouldn't believe what I just
went through.

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They lost my luggage in Boston.

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TSA was a complete nightmare.

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And you remember Karen? You remember
Karen, that bitch from work?

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She has lost her mind. Like, I don't
even know what's going on with her, but

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actually screamed at me. That bitch had
the nerve to scream at me on this

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business trip.

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Like...

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I'm so glad to be home. You would not
believe.

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I'm super stressed from this trip. I
figured you were, like, I said you were

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going to be home way earlier. I'm, like,
so surprised.

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I'm so glad to be here. Like, it's just,
I've had enough with this job. I can't

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deal with this shit anymore.

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Like, oh, man, I feel like I just need
to go to the spa and relax and just wash

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this whole trip off of me. Like, the
whole thing is just free.

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My God, have you seen the Stevenson's
yard?

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Oh my God.

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It's a complete wreck over there.

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Have you looked out here lately?

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Do you want to see this? Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

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Have you seen this?

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Like, well, you know what? I ran into
Stacy about two weeks ago at the spa.

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She looked like complete shit.

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You know, poor Stacy.

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I really think, I think I'm going to
send over our... Yeah,

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I mean, I think that's the right call,
babe. I agree.

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That's unbelievable.

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Of course, of course, yeah. Do you
think, babe?

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That was fun.

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What if she catches us?

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She's not going to catch us, I promise.

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I don't know.

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Sweet stuff.

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I bet my mom doesn't do that.

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She's right there.

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It's fine, silly. It's only glass.

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It's kind of hot, though. She's, like,
right there.

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Aw.

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agree not to stop there.

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Right, honey.

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She's so beyond distraught.

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I feel so, so bad for her.

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I'm very sorry to hear that, babe.

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So what do you think you should do?

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Well, I'm taking her to lunch. I'm
taking her to lunch right now.

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I'm going to jump in the tub, honey.

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This is really important.

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I've got to just go help her through
this. It's bad.

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It's really, really bad. No, you should
be a good friend.

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I'm going to take a bath. We're going to
lunch.

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Okay.

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You need to go now.

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No, I don't.

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She's right there in the bathroom. She
is right there in the bathroom. We'll

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make it quick.

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You better make it clear.

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I told you that she's right there.

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I have to promise to fuck me again,
don't I? Yeah, I will, I will, I will.

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Whenever I want it.

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Yeah, I'm so excited.

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Ready, girls.

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that she's in the next room, don't you?

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What?

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You don't turn around.

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No, I was not around.

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What the heck is going on?

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There goes my marriage.

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The unicorn of campsite.